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Top 5 Family Guy cutaways
5. Can of Whup Ass
The absurdity of buying, keeping and then opening a can of Whup Ass gets me every time.
4. Palestinian Alarm Clock
The quick gag lasts about 10 seconds and hits hard in its brief time. Once again the absurdity works well even if the subject matter is problematic, especially in current times.
3. Giant Plume
Dip dip dip dip dip
2. Shepherds Pie
Peter’s long winded ingredient run down is actually quite relatable and is capped off well with his asking if they could get a lightsaber
1. Pizza Place
Strangely enough I don’t know if this cutaway is as fun as others mentioned but it is the most relatable no matter where you order, so much so it circles back to hilarious
Top 10 Food Items from the Costco food court -Canada only
10. Cookie
The most disappointing item on the list, the cookie is hard and just not that tasty, and when factoring in the value per dollar, I think this is an easy #10.
9. Ice cream sundae
Every now and then you get an ice cream that just hits your taste buds in a way that makes you wanna dance and tell everyone about this new parlour you found… this is not that kind of experience. The ice cream itself is bland, the syrup is overpowering and while the portion itself is sizeable, it doesn't outweigh the disappointing taste.
8. Fries
Don’t get it twisted, I love these damn fries. Good thickness, good crisp, good price.
7. Montreal Smoked Meat
I feel a bit blasphemous ranking this above the fries but I do think for what it is, the price makes up for it. An average sandwich, it’s too bad they couldn’t stick the landing just a bit more or this would be ranked much higher.
6. Pepperoni Pizza slice
Possibly controversial take but the grease from the pepperoni slices does drop this down a bit, but once again it’s an item I adore and order often, even if I think the cheese pizza is better
5. Chicken strips and fries
The fries alone are quite good but I am a big, big fan of these chicken strips, even if I find the size to be a little lacking. Overall the dish is a great size for sharing which puts this into 5th place for me.
4. Cheese pizza slice
The cheese pizza slice is the perfect compliment to any of the other items on the menu, its large but not so large, it’s cheesy and saucy, and I believe Costco’s crust game is up there for best in the business.
3. Poutine
I love this poutine. I think it’s the best poutine around, they don’t shy away from gravy or cheese in relation to the fries, it’s just a perfect poutine and it also makes for a great share.
2. Polish hot dog
I am not some elitist when it comes to hot dogs, and I enjoy the Polish hot dog very much, but it is slightly below the beef hot dog only because I know the Polish dog uses much more garlic and creates a much stinkier burp than its counter part.
1. Beef hotdog
This is the quintessential Costco food item. This and a drink for $1.50 is great value, it makes you feel better about spending $500 prior and also weirdly makes you feel more open to eating a hotdog at 9am on a Wednesday. Thank you Costco execs for allowing us this amazing value even in these crazy times
Top 6 Mario Kart Characters I would let watch my dog
6. Shy Guy
Shy Guy is all business, stone faced, in and out. He makes sure the dog has ample food and water, takes them out to do their business, then as quick as he came he’s gone.
5. Link
Similar to Shy Guy, Link is there to do a job but can find himself swept up in the cuteness and giving lots of pets. He may break some of my potted plants.
4. Dry Bones
4. Dry Bones
He’s made from bones and will almost definitely die but his sacrifice will not go unnoticed. Thank you Mr. Bones.
3. Toad
2. Luigi
4. Dry Bones
He’s gonna get lost in the sauce of petting the dog, and probably would get pulled around on the leash more than he would do the pulling, but there’s no doubt in my mind my dog would be taken care of
2. Luigi
2. Luigi
2. Luigi
Luigi is gonna spend all the his time in my house when I’m not home as an opportunity to snuggle my dog in my bed. Luigi may get stuck in the bathroom because my lock’s been acting up lately, someone will need to Free Luigi
1. Peach
2. Luigi
2. Luigi
The perfect dog sitter, she would ensure all the needs are met, the dog is well loved and entertained, and probably even clean my house while I’m gone
Top Characters in Barbie as Rapunzel
1. Otto the weasel
This mother fucker‘s the greatest character in cinematic history.
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